Apple’s Siri Predicts That The Gates Of Hades Will Open On July 27th, 2014

Is Siri a Satanist? Is it a marketing tactic devised by Apple? Is it the work of an employee with a twisted sense of humor? Who knows…

However, if you ask Apple’s Siri “What is July 27th, 2014?” the response you get will either scare the shit out of you or make you piss yourself from laughing too hard. The response people are getting is that July 27th, 2014 marks the “Opening of the Gates of Hades” – for those who don’t know “Hades” means “Hell.”

I’m an Athiest so I just laugh it off….but it does kind of make me wonder who or what is behind this. Is Steve Jobs just fucking with people from beyond the grave? Perhaps we’ll get an official statement from Apple in the near future, but it will be interesting to see how (or if) Dave Mustaine reacts to this news….

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