I shit you not! Walgreens is actually selling Fleshlight Zombie Dildos via their online store. I don’t even….wow. Just see for yourself here. They’re charging $84.99, but don’t get too excited. The disclaimer on the site says “this product is intended for use as a novelty product only. Any product use for medical purpose or for a use that has an adverse effect on any function of the body is prohibited. Sold as a novelty only.”
And if you must know how I came across this, I was shopping for a gift for my grandmother.