Gotta give credit to the wife on this one. She came across this add for a product called Poo-Pouri and I think we might have found the answer for all you Metalheads that drop brutal bombs in the shitter. Well, we might order some too because the wife can drop some stinky ass loads. It’s only around $20 on Amazon and it’s good for up to 400 uses. Just check out the ad below.
The Kosher Metal Blog 
Thanks babe…I will never apologize for my stank, and I am very proud of my poo power!! It’s just good to know that I can control it better when needed. Ha!